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SUAREZ BANNED FOR 9 INTERNATIONALS AND 4 MONTHS

World football's governing body FIFA has acted swiftly to ban rogue Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez for nine international matches and from any football-related activity for four months. Suarez brought international opprobrium on himself when he bit Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay's 1-0 win over the Azzuri on Tuesday.

Shortly after receiving notice of the ban, when asked what his response was to the ban, Suarez told reporters
"I will be taking some time to further my career in the film industry". Suarez is reported to have been offered a role in the 40th anniversary remake of the film
ALIVE, the true story of the Uruguayan Football team that crash landed in the Andes in 1974 that resorted to eating each other to stay alive.

When asked to comment on his selection for the film, Suarez cited personal experience as a factor in being chosen for the part.


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