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Tasmanian Rain – $5 per 750ml
As you may suspect with a name like Tasmanian Rain, this bottled water is Australian and comes from the island of Tasmania. It is so pure, it falls from the sky, as rain water, and is bottled into sleek and stylish bottles. The rain water captured for your pleasure, falls from a sky where the air has been deemed as the cleanest in the world with only 17 parts per million of dissolved solids (impurities). The water never touches the ground and once bottled, it’s lightly infused with bubbles to make it delightfully soft and enjoyable. It is $5 per 750ml, for those who want extraordinarily healthy bottled water.