You mixed your metaphors. The expression is 'all mouth and no...

You mixed your metaphors. The expression is 'all mouth and no trousers'

Posting 'all mouth and trousers' exemplifies your desperation.

But, please eagle, don't stop, please. The amusement you provide is delicious.

Looking forward to your next reincarnation.

A packet of Jaffa's goes to the poster that works it out