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MORNING TRENDSETTERS Rising with fearPete's saying we have to...

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    MORNING TRENDSETTERS



    Rising with fear

    Pete's saying we have to rise quickly or we're stuffed. Go the XJO.

    As Sck would say..

    'Can it do well... simple answer is ...Yes......' Sck

    Plenty of trepidation still around. As Sck would say...

    'I guess it is easier to sell gloom than it is to sell boom.......' Sck

    Some say that he is a rebellious chap who strains to keep that tempered and that his wife is rueful when he pivots out of bed in the morning.

    All we know he is our...


    Yes, Sck is actually George C Scott

    'A healthy market rises on FEAR.........and we have plenty of it atm.....' Sck

    Thanks Sck your pivot tables are great as is your plain English analysis.

    Steam room ponderances

    Another day, another gym night out of the way. I'm no Maxi but I manage to hurl my mass onto the running machine and pound off a few calories.

    Asako the receptionist's night off so I headed down to the steam room. Opened the door. Packed Trendsetters - not with sweet little Asako but with the 'big girls' water aerobics class. There was a gap - in between two pairs of thighs. Biggish on the left huge-ish on the right.

    Excuse me.. I squished in...grunt...sorry, thanks... wriggle wriggle. Keeping my eyes downcast while watching my sweat trickle down my crotch onto the floor with everyone elses's crotch sweat, vaporised and we breathed it all back in to repeat the process. I started to ponder the stock market.

    All we've had for eight months is gloom. The main part of the GFC was just as long.

    Dirty jokes were starting to do the rounds with the girls and I pondered more. What else is gloomy. That's right Trendies... big thighs. Girls all agree on that one and they make the better traders right? Known fact.

    Hmmm, Big girls have big gloomy thighs, what else do they have. I looked around. It dawned upon me. Breasts, traders, ranging from big to huge, all crammed into impossibly tight togs. I was surrounded by huge, volumous, massive breasts waiting to burst out. After all these gloomy months of massive thighs and sloths of bears, we are entering the payoff...

    A massive exploding breast rally.

    Gobble it up

    Good luck today Bro's 'n Bras

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    Just some extra snippets if you are bored waiting for the market.

    Jeeper - you know an insult means you are liked I hope.

    Cyclic - yes, bought a bit - am 60% in - long

    Hilarious posts Vlad, Hotfire, Piotrvip & Bluey

    'Just having visions of all these brokers scratching themselves, getting a cup of coffee, having a piddle before they sit in their chairs to drive the action from 3pm. Any way I have done all three and ready for whatever they wish toss into the hour of power' HOTFIRE

    'The Dow rallied on a woman with pepper spray buying a TV on black Friday and Europe went up on the rumour about a rumour that turned out to be false.' VLADTHEIMPAKER

    'learn to treat each of your holdings with suspicion and mild disdain. always remember that first chance it gets it'll go against you hard, usually the day after you've doubled up on it. or if it REALLY wants to mess with you, the day after you dump a recalcitrant holding, the stock goes the other way and the loss you just crystallised is recovered in a couple days.... if you hadn't sold that is.

    Treat your holdings this way and you'll always be more than pleased to give a holding the boot when the time is right... shaft the stock and flip it for a profit before it gets the chance to shaft you!'
    PIOTRVIP




 
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