Scott Morrison now up to three “secret ministry portfolios held but never disclosed”, page-158

"This is no surprise that Scomo would selflessly step up to the plate and take on extra ministeries, humbly eschewing the media spotlight whilst putting his shoulder to the wheel."

Is this satire?

"I am speaking up for him because it is a beat-up and a pile-on and the enemies of Australia at Their ABC and across the swamp of social media are all into it. There are plausible explanations as to why Morrison was sworn ( or decreed ) into multiple ministries."

This seems like satire too. I slightly prefer the one above though. This needs one needs another edit to tighten it up a little - it's a little waffly and a touch too rabid, with the punchline coming a bit late.