Very funny Metala;)Not quite in the same vein, . . . but...

Very funny Metala;)

Not quite in the same vein, . . . but scotsman52 will like it:

A plane was shot down over Iraq and Saddam Hussain captured a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie. Saddam says "I'm not as cruel as George Bush says I am, you will all be given 50 lashes each but you can have whatever you want on your back"
The Australian goes first and asks for the thickest Kangaroo hide there is to cover his back. This is granted and he receives the kangaroo hide before he receives 50 lashes. His back is all torn and bleeding but he survives.
The Englishman is next & he shouts defiantly "I will take it as it comes I will have nothing on my back and will be proud to bear the scars". His wish is granted and he receives his 50 lashes, his back torn and bleeding, his ribs slightly protruding, a terrible mess it was, but he just survives.
The Scotsman is last & is given the same choice as the other two. "Now what would you like on your back" says Saddam. The Scotsman fires back without hesitation & says, "By geezuz, giv me the Englishman"