I have been asleep due to boredom during my summer solace and I...

I have been asleep due to boredom during my summer solace and I have just been awoken at my perch by a lot of noisy gossip from the Canberra birds on their annual migration back to Canberra for some Senate ASIC enquiry or something.

It appeared they were squawking about some Gentleman and others greatly upsetting the ASIC camp or something to that effect about some minor thing called PIF and only $1B down the gurgler and what a lot of old moaners and so on.

After an in-depth detailed investigation by the ABC media at great tax payer expenses, I can inform you of the latest gossip direct from Canberra ABC HQ at an estimate cost of $1M is that it appears that some Gentleman so called Simgrund may have booked a unit in Canberra for many weeks.

What this means maybe our viewers can enlighten us with more gossip.