Love thisJapanese Doctor*~
*Q*: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is thistrue?
*A*: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time onexercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you livelonger; its like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want tolive longer?
Take nap.
*Q*: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
*A*: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, thatmeans they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness thatway. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.
Bottoms up!
*Q*: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exerciseprogram?
*A*: Can't think of one, sorry.
My philosophy: No pain...good!
*Q*: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
*A*: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil.
How getting more vegetable be bad?
*Q*: Is chocolate bad for me?
*A*: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable!
It best feel-good food around!
*Q*: Is swimming good for your figure?
*A*: If swimming good for figure,
explain whale to me.
*Q*: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
*A*: Hey! 'Round' is also a shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had aboutfood and diets.
And remember:
Finally the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journeyto the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive andwell-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand -chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out andscreaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was"!!!!!
Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE, don't allow motivationalspeakers deceive you.1. Theinventor of the treadmill had died at the age of 54
2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57
3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
4. The best footballer in the world Madonna, died at the age of 60.
BUT
5. The KFC inventor died at 94.
6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
9. Hennessey inventor died at 98.
How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and theturtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life.
Share this with a friend who needs a good laugh
Laughter is the best medicine. - It will certainly add some quality days toyour life.
