There was a couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on turning out the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit, so one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she reached up & turned on the lights, . . she looked down and saw her husband was holding onto something . . it was a pretty large d*ldo!
Soft, wonderful and bigger than any real one she'd ever seen, she went completely ballistic. 'You impotent b*stard!!' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'Okay then, . . . I'll explain the toy, . . . how about you explain the kids'
