A guy goes to the doctor & asks for a three day supply of viagra. Why asks the doctor ? He replies, an ex-girlfriend is coming over Friday night. On Saturday night I'm catching up with her sister & on Sunday I've got this Tinder date. Well, said the doctor, seing as this is an unusual special occasion I will write the script, but you must come & see me on Monday just to ensure that there are no adverse side effects. He agrees & come Monday morning he is back at the doctors, but with his arm in a sling.
What happened to you asks the doctor. The guy replies.........no one showed up
