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NOW I have your attention.

An acquaintance of mine from Russia was perplexed by the way some Aussies get words confused. She made some enquiries, and these are some of the explanations she received:
you*re-- you are
your--it belongs to you

they*re--they are
their--it belongs to them.
there-- a place

we*re--we are
were-- past tense of are
where--a place

then-- a point in time
than--a method of comparison

two--the number 2
to--indicates motion

It*s not really that hard, is it?
I don*t have a comma, so used the star instead.
too--also or excessive.