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02/04/20

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Originally posted by Shagz ↑

CALLING ALL MEN, DAN'S BONKING BAN IS OVER, BUT RULES STILL APPLY.
Today the Victorian State Government has announced that the bonking ban has been cancelled due to popular demand.
But the State Premier has asked all partners to still observe the safe distance of 1.5 metres while making love.
The Premier said: "I know the importance of foreplay before sex, that is why your State Government has partnered with the manufactures of an incredible new bionic extendable arm with new reach of 1.5 metres".

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I've never worked out why foreplay is such an involved process with a being that has the power of speech

surely just saying 'you ready?' cuts it?
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