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02/04/20

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Originally posted by Shagz ↑

CALLING ALL MEN, DAN'S BONKING BAN IS OVER, BUT RULES STILL APPLY.
Today the Victorian State Government has announced that the bonking ban has been cancelled due to popular demand.
But the State Premier has asked all partners to still observe the safe distance of 1.5 metres while making love.
The Premier said: "I know the importance of foreplay before sex, that is why your State Government has partnered with the manufactures of an incredible new bionic extendable arm with new reach of 1.5 metres".

With the use of 'SEXY 1' you can still experience fantastic lovemaking and know that your foreplay will be second to none while keeping you safe and out of reach of any unwanted germs.
GET THE DAN'S PERSONAL GUARANTEE WITH EVERY SEXY 1 PURCHASED TODAY.
Remember foreplay at a distance is a breeze with 'SEXY 1'

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I've never worked out why foreplay is such an involved process with a being that has the power of speech

surely just saying 'you ready?' cuts it?
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