Sexy neighbor

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my window

I watched as she got home from work

this evening. I was surprised when she

walked across the street, up my path

and knocked on the door. I rushed to

open it, she looks at me and said,

"I just got home, and I have this strong

urge to have a good time, dance, get

drunk, and make love tonight!

Are you doing anything tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! ..Could you watch my dog??