bit hard to produce solid "evidence" when it's basis is gone walkies - and sadly, it seems to have had an unfortunate, alleged collision with someone's shredder - and got eaten up.
Files, gone missing, not from ONE location - but from SEVERAL - silly old files - must have been P++++D! Couldn't see where they were going. Whoosh - gone in an instant.
Of course, Misses Gillard and Roxon are terribly, VISIBLY upset at this tragic demise of these documents - why, they're SO upset, in fact, that neither can bring herself to even mention the subject - poor distraught things. And under THEIR watch! How could this be?
Roxon wanted to have an enquiry - (cough) but Gillard thought it'd be too upsetting for them both. Better to forget. It's said they were sobbing - let's believe that.
I hear there's a memorial service on Christmas Eve though - yes, a memorial Mass for the repose of the "souls" of these poor disappeared, assumed dead, files. With a celebratory party later on at the Lodge!
Feature crooner - Craig Emerson. Song - "We did it OUR way!" Encore - "You'll never know what you've got if it's gone! So stick that in your pipe and smoke it." Extra encore - "Hey, Big Spender".
