The Junta welcomes all potential Morilla investors to our over...

The Junta welcomes all potential Morilla investors to our over the phone Auction!

We have a very large opportunity for you here today. You have to pay 100% of the costs at Morilla for which we will give you 65% of any profit. You are expected to contribute to a multitude of schemes unrelated to the mine whether you make a profit or not.
The mine comes complete with it's own security detail from Wagner which will cost you 5% of gross.
Please also chip in 3% of turnover to a rehab bond (we'll look after that for you, trust us). Oh and you'll have to use our new Government run gold refinery, soon, which will no doubt be at a higher rate than existing ones overseas... Sure the last competent gold company that ran Morilla taking 90% of profit, closed it down as uneconomic, and the last clowns that tried to run the place went broke quicker than Usain Bolt over the last 30 meters...but anyway let's start the bidding!

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