Two drunken Irish lads stagger into a brothel and front up to...

Two drunken Irish lads stagger into a brothel and front up to the madam.
She takes one look at them and tells the manager to go put two dolls in the rooms, as these two are so drunk they wont notice the difference.
As two two lads were walking home later one says to the other i think my girl was dead, she never moved or said anything.
the other lad said i think mine was a witch. I bit her on the arse and she farted in my face and flew out the window.