Ok, Ok, let's hear it for the next two contestants onDrop The Mic ..... yaaaayyy!!!
All right Joshua, time to do your stuff .... duffa,duffa, duffa, duffa, duffa, duff ....
DT: That was my right foot, you just ran over
The tariff war I started, so you can't take over
XI:Sorry my foot slipped, on the accelerator
I'll back the truck up, you Mexican hater
DT: Currency manipulation's, a capital offence
What charming and deceitful lie, is your defense
XI: Supply and demand, we do not control
Floating exchange rate, you twittering troll
DT:Why don't you stay, out of Hong Kong
Your idea of crowd control, is excessively wrong
XI:Respect is required, to prevent rape and looting
Control the citizens, and you have no mass shooting
DT:In the USA, we have a gun lobby
The right to bear arms, is not just a hobby
XI: Charlton Heston belongs, in a white padded cell
Ironic is his quote, "God damn you all to hell"
DT:Ironic it is indeed, that you have excess pigs
Culling is swiftly needed, of the bigwigs
XI:White supremacy leads, to so much hate
Nixon was supreme, all through Watergate
DT:How can you possibly be, a leader for life
When you have to answer to, the trouble and strife
XI:Russian help was needed, to get you elected
A monument to you, will never be erected
DT:The South China Sea, is not yours for free
By sending Mc Campbell, we're serious you see
XI:Over in Iran, they shot down your drone
Your military might, has fallen from its throne
DT:Aussie Andrew Hastie, has called you a Nazi
Ask the Uighur Muslims, you're very very nasty
XI:You're so self righteous, no matter what you say
You just can't run away, from Guantanamo Bay
DT:Lending money to countries, who can never pay you back
The Belt And Road Initiative, a sly way to attack
XI:All the little Joes, cruelly left behind
Clark Air Base destroyed, God is never blind
DT:Nothing in Cambodia, except a military base
Cold War innocent party, your lies are a disgrace
XI:Things are warming up, just wait ‘til China responds
You’ll understand the real war, when we dump your US Bonds
DT:Now you've made me angry, so up goes your tariff
You seem to forget, just who is the sheriff
XI:Typical of a bankrupt, you're not very classy
Your fake media says, your sheriff's Lil' Nassy
DT:It’s the American Dream, to make lots of loot
He found a way to do it, in a canary cowboy suit
XI:There'll be an election, as sheriff you'll ride in
With Huawei's interference, the winner … Biden
Ok, Ok, let's hear it for the two protagonists ... Imean, contestants ...yaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
DT:Woo hoo, that's how you make, America great
XI:Sorry with all the noise, did you say great or hate?
Ok, Ok break it up you two. You know how this goes,I'll throw to the audience and see how they vote.
That wasn't hard already... the winner goes to PEPE !!… yaaayyyy!!!!
Unfortunately, Pepe couldn't be with us, so we'll haveto cross to GMA .... eyes up Pepe!
Well, that made this week's song choice pretty easy.....
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