It's getting on for a fortnight since you announced you...

It's getting on for a fortnight since you announced you evacuated Darwin, one of your very best! We can still hear the echo of your thongs flapping furiously when you ran, and ran hard from those comments. What were the odds that someone who knew you was actually there and actually knew you did squat "slept through the whole event in a warm bed"

We used to have a nickname for attention seeking bulltish artistes like yourself... "showbag"...

That was a reference to the free showbags given away at The Royal Melbourne Show coz they were full of shit.

Now, tell us about Darwin again showy!

'I evacuated Darwin' hahahahaha. I know you'll top that one but geez it's funny and you've probably told yourself just that so many times over the past 50 years that you actually believe it!