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14/07/13
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Here you are Mrs Peel.
If there aren't enough here, I can give you plenty more.
Oh, and by the way, I'm a man - with a sense of humour.
Q: What's the difference between a man and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a man?
A: Around.
Q: What does a penis and an ego have in common?
A: All men have one!
Q: What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A: A power failure.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
Q: How can you tell if your man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: When would you want a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Q: What do you call a man with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
A: They never stop to ask directions
Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work.
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