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ASX Market Close: Local bourse dips red as CBA profit takers swoop

Trump chides Powell as Goldman call for calm. The RBA must be nervous

SFM

Why is Santa Fe Minerals up 370% on Thursday?

GLF

Gemlife used the ASX's new IPO fast-track. Is this the start of a new cycle?

CCO

The Calmer Co FY25 revenue hits $8 million, up 86% on FY24

CBA

CBA down as BHP goes up – what's going on, and, will CBA stocks correct?

Listen: HotCopper Wire Podcast 016 – FY25 ended up not so bad... but Trump unpause is coming

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ASX Market Open: Oz shares dip back (very slightly) after Wed's record close | July 3

RML

Resolution looks to 'strong historical data' as Horse Heaven search begins