situations vacant

Spiritual leader required,

Apply within to be a vital part of the rapidly declining terrorist organization The Hamas.

Applicants should have a low life expectancy and be butt ugly, preferably with
homicidal tendencies and a willingness to send children to there deaths for Allah.

An In grained hatred of Jews and Americans supported
by a distorted view of reality is accentual.

The successful applicant will have the opportunity to be exclusively targeted for
assassination and receive a generous remuneration package including
a 72 virgin bonus upon completion.

Kafirs need not apply.