A farmer had a small pond on his farm beside an orchard. One day he took a large bucket and went to the orchard to pick fruit. As he approached the pond, he heard women shouting and laughing. Then he saw a crowd of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. When the women saw him, they all went to the deep end. One of them called to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies skinny-dipping or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he shouted, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
