That's what my portfolio looks like after today's effort...
Anyone care to console me with their tales of misery.
I don't care what it is - doesn't have to be market related... maybe you broke down on the centre lane of the freeway at rush hour on the way home from work tonight....
Or perhaps you hooked some hot chick a few weeks ago and now you have pussy sores appearing....
Or maybe your house just fell over or something.. anything just to cheer my sorry ass up would be much appreciated...
