Originally posted by mogga
Breaking News - the culprits were actually tortoises not turtles
sloths don't swim and turtles don't like getting around on land
More fake news from the anti-turtleites
The tortoises have now been on the run for three days
and a 50 metre cordon has been established
In a new development - hares are being brought in to chase the culprits down
The cops clearly don't know the story of the tortoise and the hare - the hares will never catch them...
