Ah, JustBoobs, the daredevil of the stock market! Charging in...

Ah, JustBoobs, the daredevil of the stock market! Charging in like a bull in a china shop after robbing piggy banks, scooping up shares at Kmart bargain prices like they're going out of style. But oh, how quickly the tune changes when reality hits harder than a stock market crash or Elliot waking to find himself in a mental institution.

"$18.75? It's practically knocking on my door!" JustBoobs declares confidently, already picturing themselves lounging in the CEO's chair or, at the very least, dominating the forums with SMN threads on HotCopper.

But alas, fate has other plans. "Jesus, Chaps, what have I done?" Cue the facepalm heard worldwide as JustBoobs realises they missed the boat in 2017 when Patong1 cashed out at $2.65. Talk about a gut punch! ouch.

And in swoops, Longreach, the unsung stock market hero, buys up Patong's shares at a bargain price like it's Black Friday on Wall Street. "Thanks a million, Longreach! You're the real MVP!"Back to square one, our intrepid investor dreams of the days when $2.65 was the stuff of legends. But fear not, for there's always another stock to buy – maybe even some from Patong himself!

And don't forget that sweet, sweet tax loss rebate waiting just around the corner.So keep the faith, JustBoobs, longreach! Keep those receipts handy, keep pumping your opinions and who knows? Maybe one day you'll be laughing all the way to the bank... or at least back to $2.65!



LMAO.