sneak preview of friday qtrly

I am stealing someone else's thunder with re-posting this, however thought it very funny:

"sneak preview to company report ( could it be like this ? )

Ground breaking news
We are now a gas producer after all these years hip hip horay !!!!!

There is a well producing gas, only thing is the time to fill A bbq bottle ( only 2 days ) soon 1 as gas flow increase

Financials
we are out of cash,

Strategy moving forward
we want you to buy more shares in an offer to continue our excessive pay ( for doing zilch)
open to any idea's from public for #2 idea

J Clarke has a new idea ! to extract gas from another well that was drilled 30 years ago because the ones under his leadership are clagged (please send cash )

Move's of the year
hiring Jay ( to save our souls and get us our options )
Jay is the technical man but without cash he cant help

for the last year we have done nothing constructive for this company to move forward, HOWEVER this has changed in November 2009

We decided to actually hire someone that has a clue, Jay will try to save our butts ( just send cash )

cost savings implemented
using backs of faxes for note pads,
going to spend less time walking the dog around malvern, and actually do something for ones pay.
less helicoptor flights to the mountain, using company car
send even less announcements to ASX ( saves on filing fee's )


sorry guys i couldnt get it with the letter head attached lol

could this be a sneak look ???? (( opps i forgot to use in the near term ! ))"