Alternatively you could line up TheBanker, Arty, George Bush and...

Alternatively you could line up TheBanker, Arty, George Bush and The Cougar, shoulder to shouder in a trench on the front line ...... as the 'defence' against the UIC from taking Puntland.

Issue these fine 'men' with the wetted Canmex contract, each man will take a piece, rip it up into small pieces for "spit balls" ..... load them into their mouths (with the exception of TheBanker, he can load them into his freckle and give the old sphincter a work out), ..... take aim at the UIC ..... AND FIRE WHEN THEY SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES!!!!!!

(inTheBankers case, because he will have his back to the target, we'll yell "FART!!!!!!!!!!)

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YukkeyDaaaaaaaa ...................