It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians,(all politicians do) and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice,(lost a democratic election twice) sleeps until noon,(he only slept 4hrs a day) used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. (Who stunned even his hardened superiors by his zest for war and indifference to the suffering of his WWI enemies.) and his He's a vegetarian,( purely to cure him of flatulence and a chronic stomach disorder) doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. (because he persuaded her to kill herself moments after getting hitched) Which of these candidates would be your choice?
-----------------------------------------------------Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
