It had been snowing all night, so my children and I made a snowman. There has been fallout:
-- A feminist passed by and asked me why we didn't make a snow woman. So, we made a snow woman.
-- My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
-- The gay couple living nearby moaned that it could have been two snowmen instead.
-- The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
-- The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to be used disrespectfully to decorate snow figures.
-- I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
-- The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
-- The police arrive saying someone has been offended.
-- I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
-- The feminist neighbour complained again that the snow woman’s broomstick depicted the subjugation of women in domestic roles.
-- The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
-- A TV news crew from the ABC showed up and asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
-- I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
-- Protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be stoned or beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today. Oh yeah. A military bloke arrived and wanted to know why they weren't wearing rainbow badges?
