I have tried to emulate you but at best as I can but instead I...

I have tried to emulate you but at best as I can but instead I am an imperfect piece of fertilser who does not have your worldly grasp of knowledge and as hard as I try all my efforts/works to enter Heaven are like used menstrual rags to God but then Paul came along and taught me that if I place my total faith/trust in just Christ (and none in myself) then my entry to Heaven is guaranteed....Yes I hope that God is proud of me because if God will let Zed into Heaven then everyone will know there is also hope for them since if even low-life fertilser Zed can do it so can they and that in itself glorifies The Father...Now tell us what you have done