Perhaps Zlatan should do politics instead of just Zlatan?
“Only God knows… You’re talking to him now”
“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat.”
“I don’t believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. But if they can, I will stay here — I promise you.”
“I don’t think that you can score as spectacular a goal as those of Zlatan in a video game — even though these games are very realistic these days.”
“I won’t be the King of Manchester, I will be the God of Manchester.”
“A World Cup without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the World Cup.” – When Portugal knocked Sweden out in the play-offs.
“It’s true I don’t know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am.” – After moving to PSG.
“What do you mean, ‘present?’ She got Zlatan.” – When asked what he got his wife for Valentine’s day.
“First I went left; he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog.”
“I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.”
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