Geez, what an absolute bluddy mess Morrison has brought on Hymnself and Australians - attaching Hymnself to Trump as his 'mini-me', lying, cheating, Hawaiian holidays during crisis, denials, backing Old King Coal, sticking like glue to Craig Kelly & Clive Palmer, Sports rorts, scandals ad nauseam, censorship, coverups ... it's catching up with Hymn despite the unprecedented promotion he gets from Murdoch Mouthpieces, the IPA, the Pentecostal Church and even John Howard.
Well here's what Morrison needs to start doing to survive the rotten mess he's created for Hymnself:
1. Thank Albanese for his ongoing failure to act as an Opposition Leader. 2. Immediately terminate the Liberal Party's Dirt Unit - people are absolutely sick and tired of the Liberal Party's standard practice of denigrating victims such as Liberal Party members of Morrison's own staff who are alleging they've been raped - just sack the rotten mongrels! 3. Clear his mind of all those putrid thoughts Pentecostal, Murdoch and $Feeding the $Greed of business interests such as those exploiting 'Job Keeper' - for the very first time focus on the needs of fair dinkum Australians [eg. Aussie women]. 4. Recalibrate Cabinet - remove at least half of the grossly incompetent male Muppets including the one nominated to have allegedly anally raped the 16 year teenage girl and replace them with competent females 5. To restore trust in Australia's badly compromised judiciary, appoint a Royal Commissioner to investigate sexual harassment and assault within it. 6. Restore the ABC's budget and establish a RC to address the concerns raised by Rudd and Turnbull - terminate Australia's political censorship! 7. Call an early election for September 11th after first banning the spending of shareholders' money on political advertising 8. 9. 10.
