Dear David. May I call you Dave? I know you are a busy man so...

Dear David. May I call you Dave? I know you are a busy man so let's get straight to the point. Share transactions in KKL shares reached a staggering 11,000 on Friday sending a shivers of excitement down the spines of market followers everywhere. This was an unprecedented day for this Co with the share price up over eleven %. As CEO, can you give an explanation for this historic rise. Ah, so sorry: it was my son's birthday and I gave him $600 to play the market with and he just happened to pick KKL without my knowledge. He has been locked in his room until further notice; trading accounts have been suspended; the asx have been informed, and I have tended my resignation. Otherwise, everything is going to plan. THE END.