some risks, page-4

Ok freeprom, now that your sentiment has change there are one or two things we must let you know about madam lash.
She's a big ol' girl and the ride at times can be a little rough, but mostly just long and boring with not much to see. She is kind of like the Hotel California, 'You can check out any time you like but...' You'll need to stock up on pain relief for a sore neck and shoulders. Constant head shaking and sudden arm rage has serious side effects. You'll also need something for the diarrhea you will suffer every now and then when she gives you the absolute... At times you will see her in a soft light and be reminded of why she attracted you in the first place, but mostly you will just resent the power she has over you. You can fantasise about others but be careful, she reads minds. It is highly recommended to wear a mouth guard to bed, as you will often get an urge in the wee small hours to chew off your arm and run. Thank-you for choosing fml

Welcome aboard and enjoy the ride.