something very funny i saw in the report.., page-5

Funny things that got a laugh out of me...

"Highlights for the year"
[in bold lettering]

"During the year the company raised almost $18 million..."

"Cash as at 30/6/2011 : $0.76 million"

"Cash bonus"

"Total Remuneration 2011: $1.5 million" from "Total Remuneration 2010: $1.1 million"
[33% increase in salaries outpaces inflation and the gold price]

"Quarterly Revenue - Continues to trend upward"

"Quarterly Gold Refined - Down trend Being Reversed"

[Company aiming to suck in the next batch of newbies?]
[Someone please tell them it is annoying as !!!! to have inconsistent capitalisation of letters]