"I'm an uneducated lying fat unkempt bogan that has never heard...

"I'm an uneducated lying fat unkempt bogan that has never heard of hedging for anticipated oil production but can lie about how much I will produce and manage to trick shareholders into losing money but got tricked myself by some greedy bankers into paying them huge fees for a ridiculously stupid move to the SGX"

I'm sure that was a song, can't remember who sang it.