sophie just got married

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    Italian Pregnancy

    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
    for 2 months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
    this to you? I want to know!'

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
    with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
    Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
    tells them:
    'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
    charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
    life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
    stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
    places a hand firmly
    on the man's shoulder and tells him.

    'You gonna try again.'


 
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