I hope the Moderators don't mind this Penny.I think this is what OB1 meant
A Stewardess noticed a Blonde sitting in first Class and asked to see her ticket. Upon seeing it the Stewardess said I am sorry, this is for Economy, to which the blonde said" I am Blonde ,I am beautiful and I am going to Sydney." The Stewardess called the Co-pilot who tried to reason with the Blonde but all he got was " I am blonde, I am beautiful and I am going to Sydney. The co-pilot reported to the Captain and said "Well have to get Security when we land" The Captain said " Leave it to me, I am married to a Blonde" He got the same response but then said something and the Blonde quietly got up from her seat and went back to Economy. Amazed the Stewardess and Co-pilot asked what the Captain had said. He said " I just told her that First Class was not going to Sydney, it was going to Melbourne"
I reckon OB1 will be happy to buy you a G&T Have a merry Xmas and a Prosperous New Year
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