Don’t tell @yatchy, but I know he’s not some big, hairy Western Oztralian oil man who catches Barra with his teeth and headbuts open his stubbies and can’t spell for shIt or do grammar proper, he’s a big, soft trannie in a pink dress with a pet poodle and long nails who drinks Pimms like any other elitist Perth broker.
Injuns 145 all out with a lead of just 33, Joe “Warnie” R00t’s first ever test 5-for, us Honest Poms will do well to make them bat again, the pitch isn’t so much turning as swerving round blind corners.
