You don't seem to understand the printing presses:-). May I say - Germans do, we invented it.
A 1922 illustration from a German publication showing Gutenberg's printing press spewing out bank notes.
Here is how it worked out the last time when we have used it:
After World War II when the German Reichsmark was discredited and people were starving they would travel from their city to the local farms …
… and pawn anything they still owned in exchange for some decent nourishing food. People would bring their grandfather clock or any heirloom that had survived pillaging and bombardment and the farmers grew rich and many a farm became rather exquisitely furnished with paintings and rugs in exchange for butter and pork. There also was a thriving "black market" in each city but in the last analysis it was nothing else but some intermediaries who had gone to the farms themselves and brought some food with them to swap against valuables thus sparing the citizen the time and stress of traveling to a farm himself. (via Maven's study guide)
Oh, but this time is different - the freshly printed paper will go straight to the banking system for recapitalization. Now what could go wrong with that?
