speculator report, page-22

Hey,
After 566 readers, Teska's posting has hit a new record!!!
Unfortunately, this is all that is left of it!!!

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Oh well, it certainly was a day to remember!!!
The day the DUNCES were overthrown and flushed out in one almighty surge of pent-up energy!!!

Newcomers will say it was The Speculator's work and that this was just a self-fulfilling prophecy, and when the enthusiasm dies down, the share price will too.

But TassieTwo and WinePlease and Mr Deeds know otherwise!!!
The Speculator merely, flicked the switch. The rocket had been ready for blast-off for some time, but each time it was ready to go, there would be a false start!!!
First, someone needed to empty their bladder, then another and another. Then we had a epidemic of gastroenteritis!!!
Ironically, it seems, the same virus that could cure cancer, was also making some faint-hearted, lily-livered investors sick.
So they bailed out. One after another, until it seemed the rocket would never take off!!!

But unbeknown to the general public, a number of similar rockets were being prepared overseas. Their goal was to blast off first, even if their rocket was significantly inferior, and used much more fuel,and had less range and penetration. All of a sudden there was a surge of patriotic enthusiasm from a group of adventurous, calculated "risk takers"(with well-trained bladders and bowels), who started queueing up for seats on this famous flight!!!When everyone was strapped in ready to go, and the count-down was progressing towards the final "3...2...1.." out of the blue emerged The Speculator and flicked the switch!!!

So the rocket has blasted off and it aint coming back anytime soon. It has fuel for 3 to 5 years and has potential arrangement to refuel on route, as and when, necessary. The crew are all dedicated and extemely professional and hand-picked. The Captain has 2 world renowned consultants, who will give the rocket the competive edge it needs.

Some say "what goes up, must come down", but up here in orbit there is no gravity, it is a new dimension that has never been experienced before.
To all our new fellow adventure-tourists: "Have a quick look back, before it becomes a blur in yor memory.....
We are heading for the stars!!!"
Cheers