SPQ chart, page-2445

This is the nearlydun I am familiar with. No reflection on our ND btw, just a chance to tell a joke.

Paddy from Dublin was about to go on a plane trip to Heathrow near London England. The day before he left, he ran into Mrs Dunn, someone he had known  for some time . He told her about his trip-to-be and she then asked Paddy. 'Could you please find my son Neely. He's been gone 10 years and has not written or phoned me. Ever! I write to him but he never replies. I try to phone him but he never seems to be in. Anyway, here's his address.' And on a back of a handy envelope she scribbled:

Neely Dunn
WC1
London, England.

The next day, the plane landed at Heathrow. Paddy got off and was walking down the corridor in the airport when he saw a sign saying 'WC'. He stopped, paused, then opened the door. He saw doors with numbers on them and went past them until he came to WC1 . The door was shut, so he got on his hands and knees to check under the door. He then saw legs with pants down, someone who looked to be a male. He then asked the man: "Are you Neely Dunn?"

'Yes' came the reply, 'but I've run out of paper'.

Paddy then said: 'Ok but that's no excuse not to write home to your mother!!'