Paddy was at at an urgent meeting of the UN council where the...

Paddy was at at an urgent meeting of the UN council where the great nations were expanding on their space exploration programs......

The US were boasting about their moon exploits and describing their plans for a Mars visit

Russia were bypassing the moon and going to Jupiter

The Chinese were holding their cards close to their chests while reminding everybody that they were the first to invent gunpowder.


Paddy got a bit tired of all this boasting and announced the Irish spaceprogram.....

Begorra we are going directly to the SUN


The press asked Paddy how the Irish had solved sun melting problem


No problem said Paddy.............we are going at night.............