-A NSW supporter and a QLD supporter walk into a brothel. The whore turns to both of them and says i only have time to **** one of you as we are closing. The NSW supporter turns to her and says who do you chose ? She replies the Queenslander he wont give up !
-A mans body was found floating in Brisbane river this morning wearing a NSW jersey, a pink g-string, lipstick and high heels. Police decided to remove his jersey to save his parents the embarrassment.
-Pre-season training at NSW origin squad was delayed nearly 2 hrs this morning after a player reported finding a white unknown powder substance on the ground. The coach immediately suspended training while police and ASIO were called in to investigate. After a complete analysis experts determined that the white powdery ...substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goalline. GO MAROONS!!!
