Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees...

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    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
    >HUGE black guy standing next to him.
    > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7
    > feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
    > Brown."
    > The white man faints and falls to the floor.
    > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
    > The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
    > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
    > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
    > you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7
    >feet
    > tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
    >weighs 3
    > pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
    >
    >The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
    >"Turn around."
 
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