Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this >HUGE black guy standing next to him. > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 > feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner > Brown." > The white man faints and falls to the floor. > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. > The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give > you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 >feet > tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles >weighs 3 > pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." > >The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, >"Turn around."
