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The Dow is Sinking
(also known as the song of Hope for bears)

The Dow is sinking
The NASDAQ's falling
The SPI is reeling
They're* feeling quite appalling!!

Nickel is holding
Copper's fading
The dollar's very weak
But everyone's still trading

The market's bottom
Is ready to fall out
And only the shorters claim survival

Well I fear, my dear
That it's eminently clear
That you can't see the trees
For the forest;
Your broker was an
extraordinary man;
But you don't seem to have
Any of his mannerisms
Oh, any of his mannerisms....

The dollar's moving
The rouble's rising
The yuan is keeping up
Which hardly seems surprising

The market's bottom
Is ready to fall out
And only the shorters claim survival

The Dow is sinking
The NASDAQ's falling
The SPI is reeling
They're* feeling quite appalling!!

*the "they" refers to bulls.

(apologies to Sir Paul McCartney)

(Sir) Lunchalot
Scoffer Extraordinairre
Caveat: Lunchalot is a bull, not a bear.