Kincella, you are back!!! I like your conservative and cautious...

Kincella, you are back!!! I like your conservative and cautious investment style. But I am still waiting for your pearls of wisdom. Please reassure me some more, please tell me that:

- The breakup of the euro zone and associated financial woes are just a figment of my imagination and soon to disappear
- China's rising inflation and decreasing growth forecast are only legends, everything will be alright
- The US debt will be wiped clean
- The carbon tax will be scrapped
- The XAO is going to be back above 6,000 by the end of the year
- The new federal budget is gonna make me richer

But most of all, please make me believe that if I buy a 500K AU$ shoebox it's gonna double in price in the next 10 years.
And that the same distinguished gentleman that I see bidding the price up at almost every auction I go but never winning is just a very unlucky chap.

Thank you in advance