Some unkind xjo'ers enjoyed my WOW loss chart I see!!
A quick word from Nine Lives
'I still think the XJO is a deadset 50/50 bet atm. There is a head and houlders forming and there is a reverse head and shoulders forming. We are caught between the 50 day ema and the 200 day ema. the latter is resistance and the former is support. The euro zone is a mess but we are entering a traditionally bullish time of the year....so it's a hold for now IMHO.....but don't blink. NINELIVES
And from Dandy Andy
'A double D bounce in Italy.More time for the ladies... thats the spirit Mr B.'
Bringing us to our most ignored xjo'er of the hour.
Some say.. that he has bull's horns on his bathroom mirror and his favourite book in primary scool was 'Little black Sambo' (It was mine). All we know is that he is our.
STOCKPLAYA
Yes, Stockplaya IS actually JR Ewing.
'These markets are like a bad soap opera and a casino mixed together on steroids...' STOCKPLAYA
Which I think sums up this silly ride that the market is giving us.
Stockplaya was on many xjo'ers ignore list - apparently - I think it was all hype. It was hard to get a TU to register, even his old posts were gone through and TD'd. But look at him, the butt of jokes. The ladies giving him a dressing down while others give him a boot up the kyber.
What does he do...bends over...and makes fun of himself. He's run the gauntlet and stuck around.
Now, Stocky is South African. I used to like South Africans. The men can be men and the women know how to spend.
Why don't I like them now? Honeydew's ex is South African....last Sunday, I woke up next to Honeydew's silken thighs. While I was contemplating how hairy my legs were next to hers..and in the twilight zone...not fully awake, I mumbled to her, and I will quote the exact words.
'If you could change anything physically about me, what would it be'?
My brain electrified instantly. What kind of stupid arse thing was that for me to say? Obviously my brain was still in ga-ga land.
I immeditely started thinking of MY response to HER inevitable follow up question. Then she said IMMEDIATELY...like she had it on the tip of her tongue and had been busting to tell me...
'I wish you were an inch taller. Now what would you change about me?' Chantelle sensitively answered.
I was aghast. 'An inch taller, I'm six foot, an inch taller than you. What happened to the idea that women fall in love with a man's inner being and all that crap?'
'I can't wear heels when we go out.'
'Hmmm, an inch taller. How tall was that stud ex husband of yours?' My good nature and happy disposition being tested.
Honeydew replied...
'An inch taller.' Then without hesitating, pushed for an answer about her physical shortcoming.
XJO'ers, my trading prowess is questionable, but I am a man of over 50, and like many of our group, I have been through the rigours of death valley in the name of love. Mary, Jesus and Joseph won't have to pray for me because I aint going down that path.
I threw the covers back and pointed to her midrif and I said..in the voice of Simon Templar/The saint.
'I wish your tummy wasn't so flat Honeydew, I feel jealous'.
Goodluck today Lads 'n Lady's. Hope it's more exciting for you today.
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