Guy had his car boot broken into where the spare wheel/tyre was stolen. The following day the owner finds the spare wheel dumped onto the porch with a sign saying "sorry mate, wrong size!"
Man goes to Maccas to get his family dinner only to later find his car is missing. Calls wife and police. Police arrive along with the usual stares from the public, etc. Then the wife arrives - with the car he thought was stolen. He forgot that he drove his wife's car to Macca's instead of his own!
